the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.
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by b1lth July 10, 2024
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"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
Get the cottage cheese slingshot mug.John: “how did things go with that girl from chucky cheese last night?”
Juan: “ dude I was cheesing her chuck, and then I chucked her cheese”
Chris: “damn I want to chuck someone’s cheese”
Jamie: “ehh ehhh ehh”
Juan: “ dude I was cheesing her chuck, and then I chucked her cheese”
Chris: “damn I want to chuck someone’s cheese”
Jamie: “ehh ehhh ehh”
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Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense
by magarina December 5, 2019
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