gloomy friend

That friend who's always sad and see life trough a grey scale of colours

Be there for your gloomy friend...

by a.m13 February 6, 2017

fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....

fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend

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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!

by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020

Bro-Friends

When a girl is not interested in her guy friend, but she still wants to “bro” down with him.

Examples:
Fishing, hunting, shooting, mudding, video games, and anything else that is considered a “bro activity.”

In this case, the girl is no longer a girl, but has reached the status of “bro.”

Frat Boy #1: “Man, Ally is so dope. She’s a total bro-friend.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”

Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”

by alex_tex December 30, 2020

Friends

something you don't have because you did something stupid at school

Random Gorilla lover: Hey look at my FRIENDS.
friendless hobo: damn.

by Chiaki_ Nanami February 18, 2023

Friend Bag

A full condom.

I left you a friend bag inside of you.

by mrbumpsbenis May 8, 2025

rheas best friend

the best person on the planet that deserved all the affection in the world even though she has no common sense. to realize it

rheas best friend is fucking amazing dipshits

by rhealol May 3, 2021

Broke Best Friend

Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.

Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?

Me: I would but shes always broke

Them: But she's your best friend

Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend

by NArencibia April 4, 2022