brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 9, 2021

Chris browned

Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.

"did you see her after she got dissed?"

"yah bro, she got chris browned!"

by Pheonixx Skyy August 4, 2009

Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.

An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo

by T Puddles July 12, 2023

Brown Russian

When a bottle of vodka is placed in a female’s anus while she sleeps. As she awakes the male partner is ready for the vodka to squirt into his mouth.

Josh came home wet in the face because he got a well deserved brown Russian the night before. His face smelled of what I can only describe as Russian shit.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021

Niko Brown

A sexy athlete that all the girls try to get. He denies all the women and is all around a stud.

That boy is definitely a Niko Brown...

by Wizard101FORreal February 24, 2019

Deuce brown pillow

Like goose down pillow. When you have to shit, and you put to on the water first to catch the poop. Then top it with the used to, but don't flush.

I had a big breakfast. I'm about to leave a deuce brown pillow in the bathroom for someone to see.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Brown Vine

A Brown Vine is the act of putting a licorice piece, or Red Vine, into a women’s asshole, leaving it for a few days afterwards, and then after pulling it out with your mouth, eating the shit covered rope while blowing her back out

I did a Brown Vine with a chick last week, that shit tasted like shit.

by NAJ96 May 2, 2025