Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is an all seeing god, merciful upon us. We pray to him, and respect him, he is forever giving. Mr Haaf is an amazing, beautiful god, and you should join Haafism. Join it. JOIN US. NOW.

Me: OH MY GOD ITS MR HAAF! *Kneels down to pray*
Friend: ..:that’s a 22 year old geography teacher with a fiance…
Me: and? He’s merciful and I pray to him that I am spared from my monthly bleeding. Its worked in the past!

by Utter_Lozer November 09, 2024

Reverse Mr. Beast

When you show someone something really cool like a brand new Tesla or a crazy mansion, then when they express how awesome they think it is instead of giving it to them just look them dead in the eyes and say, “ok buy it”.

I was hanging out with Devon the other day and showed him a really tasty looking donut, then instead of getting it for him I pulled a Reverse Mr. Beast.

by Clorbopulos February 14, 2024

Mrs Dunne

A lovely woman

Oh she’s such a mrs Dunne 😍😍😍

by Nethanerusia October 08, 2021

mr fanny

a man with small crusty lips and looks at people like he is constipated #fannylife #fanny4ever #heisabushyfanny

I ate my nans mr fanny

by fannylifexxxxlover March 27, 2021

mrs perkingson

It's a really nice school teachers name

Mrs. Perkingson: you are just like Mrs perkingson

by el hacker February 10, 2016

MR. SNEAKERY

The title of one who has mastered the art of Sneakery.

That's Mr. Sneakery to you. I can get into anywhere!

by SomeWhiteGuy June 27, 2007

Mr. Cummy-pants

The name of shame given to the first person in a group to fail No Nut November

"Look at that fool, he failed No Nut"
"It's Mr. Cummy-pants to you!"

by Richard "Dick" Cummings $2 November 08, 2021