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Mr. Jack 

A song from System of a Down's not so successful Steal This Album. It is the 7th song on the album. The song came from "PIG" from their Untitled Demo Tape from 1995 which also included "Flakes", "Toast", and "The Metro", which is a cover from pop group Berlin. None of these songs are in official albums. "The Metro" did however appear on the unofficail bootleg album "Storaged Melodies" which has unreleased songs from System of a Down.
"Hey Mr. Jack,
Is that the mouthwash in your eyes. Hey Mr. Jack,
Is that the cause of your surprise"- Mr. Jack, System of a Down

Boot Jack 

It's where you stick your dick in a boot and jack off then wait until the unsuspecting character sticks their foot in the pile of semen.
I went to the boot store and did a Boot Jack in all the boots.
Boot Jack by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

do you know jack? 

no, do you know jack?

union jack 


In England, evidence that England continues to consider itself the ruler of, rather than a member of a union with, Scotland and the North of Ireland, never mind Wales (which is not represented at all). In Scotland, evidence of a persistent insult (the English St. George Cross is superimposed on the Scottish St. Andrews Cross). In the Republic of Ireland, an astonishing testimony to English arrogance, given the insistence of the English on not changing the flag after 1922 to reflect the fact that Ireland threw the English out.
"The Union Jack shows that England would still like to conquer the world"
union jack by diddley who July 27, 2007

mouth jack 

to jack off a dick with your mouth

a.k.a.: blow job
Hey girl can you mouth jack me?
mouth jack by Tnay A. December 30, 2010

Pescado the Jack

1. An odd label in telling someone that the person has an I.Q. level of a gold fish (pescado meaning in Spanish fish) and an attitude like a jackass. Basically the person is nonsense.

Hence "Pescado the Jack"

2. Hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool
"If we are going to survive we're going to build a fire"

"Maybe I don't want to build a fire, maybe I want to find rocks and spell S.O.S"

"Listen to me Pescado the Jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is Cold as Hell--"

"Hell can't be cold because it hot."

"Idiot..."
Pescado the Jack by Ace Carde March 20, 2010