lana cat

The most amazing creature on earth. She is a loving cat, but can be on the shy side. She likes to sit in windows and looks out doors, so make sure you have a house with a lot of exits! She's a tabby with a big heart and can be really playful or really sleepy. She's a family cat and never cheats on her owners. Lana is a one of a kind cat and can light up your day with one meow.

wow, lana cat is so amazing!

by here's archy March 20, 2018

Cat

i like cats my cat is named Charlie

I have a cat

by Roadhogmain69 January 27, 2020

the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes

you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)

by SnowyCat1412 January 15, 2025

Cat Nippling

Cats being milked aggressively at a Harry Potter themed wedding for butter beer. While the couple sneaks of and has sex yelling “ ima shit on these walls ray”.

Omg that wedding had some HARD cat nippling happening behind the bar!

by imashitonthesewallsray November 16, 2021

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018