When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.
Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.
he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass
Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
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Getting the Gaming Blues is not the end. Because you might need a detox, or a new experience to get you back into enjoying games again.
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When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
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