by Horses in the back May 17, 2019
When one makes a joke and you instantly believe it is aimed at your forehead, the clouds above open, the rain falls and you begin to defend yourself with declining grit as you realise it was a general joke and not an insult towards you personally.
Joker : Haha look at that malnourished pale cunt.
Alec Blues victim : I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN AND I HAD A MIGRAINE ALL WEEKEND WHEN THE SUN WAS OUT ANYWAY!
Joker : Mate I just meant the pro that guy made on the other team.
Alec Blues victim : Well I’ve still basically got a migraine.
Alec Blues victim : I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN AND I HAD A MIGRAINE ALL WEEKEND WHEN THE SUN WAS OUT ANYWAY!
Joker : Mate I just meant the pro that guy made on the other team.
Alec Blues victim : Well I’ve still basically got a migraine.
by Sendies June 04, 2025
Blue Lock is Non-Predictive aiming.
"You won't hit the enemy while blue locking if they're strafing left or right, try red locking"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"
"The enemy is coming at you directly! Blue lock and shoot as soon as possible!"
by Chudmedo March 26, 2024
Hym "Blue Lock has just been added to Hulu! Hooo man, I have been waiting YEARS for this! Football officially a real sport!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2024
Where you take a mans balls and put them on the table. You proceed to slap he shit out of them until they turn blue. Then the man gets in his car and drives down the highway hanging is blue balls out the window while bugs hit them.
by Blue bugging March 28, 2018
When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
by Blue_bed February 07, 2018
Person 1: Hey can you grab the condom out of the drawer next to the tall green and magenta bookshelf?
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
Person 2: Sure...
-Person 2 comes back 2 min later-
Person 2: Where did you say the condom was
Person 1: Here we go again, what’da ride the Blue Bus???!
by MAc9103 June 21, 2021