blue wellie

Blue wellie, when you smack a child with your car only a single wellie is left

Fuck man did you see craven blue wellie that kid?

by Stretchytattoo July 13, 2022

Blue Command

The cool kids name for that new, blue command prompt

Yeah you can totally do that in Blue Command!

Let's use Blue Command to do that faster

I'm gonna blue command the fuck out of this to save time

by Psychodata December 6, 2019

Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

the blue shirt of bliss

the new blue shirt that benedict cumberbatch looks mighty fine in. (inspired by a tumblr post.)

"OMG did you see the new episode of sherlock where he wears the the blue shirt of bliss???"

by danimcintyre03 February 1, 2017

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 23, 2022

Blue Lagoon

When a women takes laxatives before engaging in anal, spraying poop on the wall.

David: Hey Todd, how can I show Lisa how much I love her?
Todd: give her a blue lagoon!

by anonymous November 6, 2018