Shit rocket

Condom filled with shit, tied at the top, used as a dildo! So a girl can make her own shit rocket and throw it away when done! And she only pays like 69 cents for a condom. Life made simple!

Wow. I can't believe Meg shit rocketed herself last night! It was awesome!

by Miss Sexy Lexie February 7, 2010

Oreo Shits

The mixture of feces and semen that is expelled from the anus of the recipient of anal penetration resulting in orgasm.

May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.

"I busted a nut inside my wife's ass last night and now she has Oreo Shits this morning."

"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."

by FunkPumpkin August 5, 2009

Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping

Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.

by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010

deck shit

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

by The Definition King June 2, 2007

Shit B

1)Very Similar to "Oh Snap!" or "Oh Shit", but is used when dealing with someone directly.
2)Can be used as a means to denote disappointment as well.

1) Shit B, I can't believe I just caught you jerkin' off!
2) You ate my last smartie? Shit B.

by Master Shit B December 22, 2007

shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

by teetiger October 19, 2008

Joe Shit

The generic screw-up or an un-squared away Marine aka The Rag Man

screw up, un-squared away, Joe Shit, The Rag Man

by MC29G4 November 2, 2008