Beer Monkey 

The knuckle-dragging, Darwin-defying, "missing link" to homo sapiens whom you would never see without a beer in hand and whose entire contribution to society is that they're sometimes the "life of the party" despite the fact that their speech is neanderthal and their opinions, when vocalized, are barbaric.
Overpopulated within "frat houses", while shunning true fraternity because "it's gay"

"look at that beer monkey drooling all over the couch"
"that f*cking beer monkey just puked on my shoes!"

Beer Monkey by EY1392 January 1, 2009

chum monkey 

Bottom rung worker, often times in construction trades including skate park construction, boat building, and home construction among others. Usually used in a negative fashion to insult ones lack of care, craftsmanship, and/or dependability on the job. Name is derived from boat hands working to grind fish parts used to attract sharks and other game fish.

"I got about four chum monkeys on my crew that put more nails in the dirt than in the wood."

"Tell that chum monkey over there that if he quits scratching his head and his ass at the same time that his hammer will work better!"

chum monkey by Big Country's Brother March 9, 2010

Corn Monkey 

A Nebraska sports fan that is obsessed with either University of Nebraska sports or the College Baseball World Series. They often take being a Husker fan to the extreame by wearing corn hats and constantly talking about why Nebraska is better then other teams. They are frequently in denial about the state of Nebraska's football team. They may also adopt a random team for the College Baseball World Series in Omaha. They feel that Texans are an inferior race and that the Big 12 should be abolished.

Two corn monkeys sat behind me at last nights football game and talked the entire time about how Nebraska doesn't get enough respect in the Big 12.

Corn Monkey by Glenden June 15, 2010

crash test monkey 

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.

instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.

crash test monkey by Leo B. August 23, 2006

Shoot a monkey 

Racist term believed to be originated in the southern state of Arkansas, used in place of a cuss word.

“Dropped a mug and it shattered” dam shoot a monkey!

Shoot a monkey by Meme_king_69 November 30, 2022

monkey poo

A delicious snack often served at parties as a side for the wonderful chinese dish, poo poo platter.

pork rinds taste like monkey poo.

monkey poo by king arthorith June 18, 2008

lunch monkey 

To poke out stuff you eat at lunch AKA bad lunch

dude i got to toss the lunch monkey

lunch monkey by wingman2020 September 12, 2006