getting your tits lit

When someone gets burned really bad at any activity. An epic fail. Becoming a loser.

When I got dumped, my girlfriend said I have a small dick.
Dude, you were getting your tits lit by her.

by Keithhhh June 26, 2017

Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

get out of my world

Used when one wants to rid another from their personal mindspace. (mostly used by schitzos)

This is my parkin' lot! Don't do that here! Get outta my world..!

by misterzero October 13, 2003

That's how the potatoes get salted

A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.

Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted

by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020

National get a gf day

Get a girlfriend day giyuu tomioka you lazy whore (just ask somebody out im tired of youre ass always being single) -Obani iguro

On july 3 get a gf “hey shinobu be my gf cause im single”
#national get a gf day

by Obani_FuckingIguro July 3, 2021

get out of my pants

a phrase that is used after saying the same thing as someone, like jinx but cooler.

Chelsea: have you seen my softball? (simultaneously)
Alisa: have you seen my softball?

Get out of my pants!

by msnewbooty May 10, 2008

don't get beat up

If someone if Annoying you, you tell them "don't get beat up" Meaning Don't mess with you because you'll beat them up

Bryan told Betsy "haha you're so short" and Betsy replied "shut up Bryan!! Don't get beat up!"

by Shorty723 December 4, 2015