Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Thats So Cheese

To mean thats so cool, or thats so funny, but in a cheesy way.

Max: I took her to my penthouse then i freaked it
Gray: dude, thats so cheese

by Cyanide Pill February 3, 2024

Cheesed yo shit!

Cheesin yo shit is an idiom for ripping a cheesy shart.

"There were tacos at my grandmas funeral and I absoluly CHEESED everywhere dawg"

"Well I'll be Julian, you cheesed yo shit!"

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024

Grilled Cheese Fucker

Someone who sticks their dick in grilled cheese.

Person 1: I did not stick my dick in a grilled cheese sandwich.

Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Grilled Cheese Fucker.

by GrilledCheeseMan April 4, 2023

cheese

cat, aedan and ruby huffing, glonking and getting funky

'anyone up for cheese later?'

by trash boat 69 April 8, 2023