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your mom

ohhhhh yeaaaaahh reaaal good
i fuck your mom every week on tuesdays
by Shadow XX March 8, 2019
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your mom

by Epical @ January 16, 2022
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your mom

by AYO it’s ur mom May 10, 2022
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Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover
What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
mugGet the Your mommug.

rowans mom

me: you look like rowans mom
stranger: IM NOT FAT
by NOT_rowansMom November 15, 2023
mugGet the rowans mommug.

MOM CHARTER

This is MATTHEW O. MADDOX CEO SWAY from WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL who may come to the GOOGLEPLEX with DR SARAH (LADY IN RED) that was PARCHED of SAN FRANCISCO and DAUGHTER JACQUELINE the reason he was fully responsible to give me the honor to meet the ALPHABET GOOGLE POWERHOUSES.

ALEXA THE STAR!!!!

FANTASY...BE A GOOGLER IN JIGSAW
Hey SARAH why does JACQUELINE happen to like the SUB LIME in my DRINK as their favorite group as tell.you what gave DAVID CARL DRUMMOND my friend get a MOM CHARTER to SILICON VALLEY and bring ANAL ALAN his winnings that DR. SARAH put in that SLOT MACHINE called , CRYSTAL STAR!!!!

Well JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS as how can you get bored when you had the FIRST FIVE STAR HOTEL AND HOTEL in the world WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL have AI ALEXA fully installed before anybody setting a precedent as MOM CHARTER can be some of your PLANE'S NAMES in your SILVER HEELS CINCINNATI as don't ignore that FLEETWOOD MAC LOVER as they made your SILVER HEELS ALEXA.

This is LIVE MOM CHARTER as you are just so perfect for JIGSAW , as you think new CEO and by the way I have a set of keys to get your MOM CHARTER flying as AARON says just " LOOK IT UP" ad it will be as awesome!!!!
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
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ur mom

This phrase is a very simple yet fatal combination of "ur" and "mom"; the word "ur" being an abbreviation of the word "your" which apparently wastes way too much of my precious time to actually write, so I replaced it with "ur".

This phrase is commonly used in the battlefield of roasting by fighters usually ranging of the ages of 9-12. This phrase is often used when you have run out of epic cards to play in your attempt of defeating your opponent in a roast battle which will change the course of the fighters future for a specific span of 3 minutes and 24 seconds max.

When using the phrase "ur mom" you are acquiring the power of the firmament and all the Holy power above and below the Earth, which surges your opponent with a hypersonic blast of pure awe and respect for your mere presence.

Those who use this phrase are often scrutinized due to the power in which this it holds and those who attempt to stop you from using this phrase, want to keep the power of "ur mom" to themselves, since they know the pure entity of greatness that such a phrase possesses.
Bully: You're ugly!
You: Ur mom
*cue epic music*
by Pressed Student August 1, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

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