Mexican Cum Guzzler

A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!

Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?

Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!

Mexican Cum Guzzler by Mike Panama July 23, 2021

Mexican cum shot

When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking

When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot

Mexican cum shot by Johnnysmith994 September 5, 2021

Bill cum 

Bill Cum (also known as William G. Steer, guitarist and occasionally vocalist of the death metal band Carcass) is the ultimate god being.

Ebic? That’s all? No, you don’t truly understand Mr. Steer’s insane power.

Look at his luscious hair. His pretty femboy frame, his epic geetar and vox skillz.

He is not simply “ebic” as you put it. He is a legend. He is a legend among legends. God himself bows down to Mr. William G. Steer.

I would cut off my DICK and BALLS to be graced by his presence. I would kill my entire family in cold BLOOD to see a 240p picture of his asshole from halfway across a parking lot.

You dare disrespect Bill Cum? You absolute fucking moron. You metalcore-listening cock-sucking goregrind-hating piece of shit? You’ll be fucking sorry.

Mark my words you waste of fucking air. I will hunt you down and shove my Reek of Putrefaction CD up your asshole.

Person A: may Bill Cum bless you
Person B: thank you gamer, you too

Bill cum by Darth Vibrator September 17, 2021

Bloody cum slurper 

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .

Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .

Bloody cum slurper by Han $olo October 2, 2021

Squiggle Cum 

a weird nut

Alexis: *5 knuckles deep in belly button*
Do you like this?

Jacob: yeah. I’m gonna squiggle cum.

Squiggle Cum by GumbyToe October 14, 2021

Eli Cum 

Really sweet and rich to taste. Known for it's great texture and taste, the best type of cum you could get.

"Hey, I know what you did last night, did you get that Eli Cum?"

"It was so tasty, I crave for it to be in my mouth once more"

Eli Cum by Huge Simp <3 December 6, 2021

Cheddar Cum Dance 

A Cheddar Cum Dance is when you cover your exposed body with Cheddar Cheese and someones Semen and dance in the middle of a party.

Jamie did the Cheddar Cum Dance and brians party last night and totally made it better.

Cheddar Cum Dance by Sum duds February 17, 2022