Bill Cum (also known as William G. Steer, guitarist and occasionally vocalist of the death metal band Carcass) is the ultimate god being.

Ebic? That’s all? No, you don’t truly understand Mr. Steer’s insane power.

Look at his luscious hair. His pretty femboy frame, his epic geetar and vox skillz.

He is not simply “ebic” as you put it. He is a legend. He is a legend among legends. God himself bows down to Mr. William G. Steer.

I would cut off my DICK and BALLS to be graced by his presence. I would kill my entire family in cold BLOOD to see a 240p picture of his asshole from halfway across a parking lot.

You dare disrespect Bill Cum? You absolute fucking moron. You metalcore-listening cock-sucking goregrind-hating piece of shit? You’ll be fucking sorry.

Mark my words you waste of fucking air. I will hunt you down and shove my Reek of Putrefaction CD up your asshole.
Person A: may Bill Cum bless you
Person B: thank you gamer, you too
by Darth Vibrator September 17, 2021
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