The act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. Ideally used for altering pop culture, not history.
by Phil K. November 15, 2005
Get the time bymug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
Get the First time prisoner defensemug. by milkingjizz November 30, 2022
Get the snuckle timemug. Mary: Want to have booty time, Lamar?
Lamar: Hell yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for my entire life!
Lamar: Hell yeah! I’ve been waiting for this for my entire life!
by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022
Get the Booty Timemug. While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025
Get the Mexican time machinemug.