cock monkey 

1. A person whom when see's or touches cock, starts acting like a horny monkey, making monkey sounds and jumping around
2. A blatent and proud homosexual, or complete faggot

1. My brother is a goddamn cock monkey, he really loves cock.
2. I went to prison and became someones cock monkey.

cock monkey by Shit Forest November 11, 2008

Porch monkey 

A deregatory term used to describe Carion in the game guildwars, meaning worthless.

Shut up porch monkey

Porch monkey by Warrior Nation December 14, 2008

grease monkey 

A flaccid penis covered with shit.

After a long night of butt secks, I fell asleep. I awoke the next morning with a grease monkey between my legs.

grease monkey by LikwidX December 31, 2008

blue scanky scandinavan monkey 

a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.

Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.

blue scanky scandinavan monkey by Tina September 1, 2003

flying monkey 

The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.

Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.

flying monkey by <3 February 22, 2003

monkey 

verb: (to monkey oneself)

To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.

"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"

"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"

"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was ]monkey] myself"

"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."

monkey by thababcock March 12, 2009

free monkey wagon rides 

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

free monkey wagon rides by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005