Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids

by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024

Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.

Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.

by Luigi836 August 17, 2020

Your mom

Your mom (yo͝or mäm)
A phrase that you should answer to any question.
A phrase that may offend other people.

Billy: How do you look so nice?
You: Your mom

Diana: What's 576 + 374
You: Your mom

Teacher: What is 45 + 45
You: Your mom
Teacher: Principle's office now.

by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021

Hot mom

A sexy mom 40+ celebrated all of may

Look at that milf she’s a hot mom

by I LOVE LOGAN May 15, 2023

Doin your mom

Doin your mom is a popular song made by fatty spins in 2009 and is also what I do every night

Doin your mom:
Do you know doin you mom by fatty spins?

Yes

by EpicmemerJoemama69420 September 7, 2022

Ada mom

A woman living in Ada, Michigan who has a BMW SUV exclusively to drive her kids to soccer practice and to get “margs” with the girls

Liza is such an Ada mom, did you see her brand new BMW X3?

by Someone else 798 August 9, 2022

your mom

a huge lady that gave birth to you

person 1: hey do you want to go get something?
person 2: yeah your mom.
person 1: im so worn out from playing baseball
person 2: im worn out from your mom

by getlost54321 September 13, 2022