Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

cheese toastie

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola

Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.

by mady with two d's and an i November 2, 2023

Pussy Cottage Cheese

Slang for a Yeast Infection
(From the Hormone Monstress in Big Mouth)

Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”

Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”

Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Cheese

cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs

*someone eats cheese and dies*

by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023

Cheese pizza

Short for when a man slices his penis into two and makes a meal

Who wants a cheese pizza?

by Therealscientist November 12, 2023

Shropshire Blue cheese

An act of tying rubber bands around an unwashed willy, until it turns blue.

Jeremy loved to play Shropshire Blue cheese when he was on his own in his bedroom

by FreeIsrael November 14, 2023

MOLDANG CHEESE

What you smell like after going to a democraps convention.

LET ME SMELL YOU!! YOU SMELL LIKE MOLDANG CHEESE!! DID YOU GO TO A DEMOCRAPS CONVENTION!?

by ilikeducks November 14, 2023