The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
Get the Cheese Teasemug. Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.
The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.
Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.
by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023
Get the Government Cheesemug. Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo
by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025
Get the Jess Cheesemug. When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.
Wow I dropped my cheese...again.
Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.
Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.
by quirkyboy November 11, 2021
Get the Floor Cheesemug. When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie
by Cheese1master5000 February 15, 2021
Get the Cheese piemug. A cooch that smells like cheese
by iamhorny January 28, 2022
Get the Cheese coochmug. When you are fucking someone and you shove mac and cheese up their asshole and take a spoon and eat some of it
1: "Yesterday, I had some anal mac and cheese with my sister and it had such a distinct flavor"
2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."
2: "What the actual fuck is wrong with you."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
Get the Anal Mac and Cheesemug.