one sexy bastard

A term used to describe your friend who is significantly shorter than you but you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Callum was one sexy bastard

by Sh_ort.bully011 April 4, 2021

pulling a fast one

Weaseling your way out of work responsibilities with a ninja stealth like shaddyness.

Greg is"pulling a fast one" past his boss, Chris, to get the weekend off for the big game.

by DuctTapeBandit June 11, 2016

fun fifty one

also known as bacardi 151, a very strong alcoholic drink, what one calls said alcohol when they've had too much of it

Kelly got so drunk off of 151 she accidentally called it fun fifty one.

by tsintao June 3, 2009

Punch One Out

one root

"wanna punch one out?"

by DJARSUP August 12, 2012

Keepin it One Dollar

Likened unto "Keeping it Real" or "Keeping it One Hundred", "Keepin it One Dollar" means that you are being all the way truthful with yourself and others, without consideration for the consequences of your actions

Dope Boy 1: D-Loc was just "Keepin It One Dollar" when he talked that shit on Big Uncle Snoop Dogg.

Dope Boy 2: Yeah, too bad the nikkah dead now.

Dope Boy 1: Yeah, too bad.

by Morpheous' Dirty Daughter August 5, 2010

one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

by finishhim May 25, 2011

The One, Two Monkey Punch

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.

He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.

by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008