Ass sad

Ass sad is the new age version of "butt hurt"
After all we are a constantly changing society and we must simply...Move along.(censors allow us more freedom now!)

1. When one of your friends refuses to get over something and move along and wont stop pouting, whining, and acting the victim.

" DAMN IT ALEX! Stop sitting around all ass sad because Cris broke up with you. Put on a club fit and come with us to the club."

"Look. When I said you dance like crap, I was just joking. Now stop being all ass sad and get off the bar and get out on the wood and pick up a bed time story

by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008

Ass Broz

when you and your friend get each other names tat'd on your ass cheek.

you dude I got "SKUTT" tat'd on my ass!
Me and Skutt are now ASS BROZ

by Danwannyfofanny January 18, 2008

ass nast

The nasty, scumy, build up of sweat, crusted feces and other various substances in and around one's anus. Usually an indicator of uncleanliness and/or failure to correctly wipe one's rectum after defecation.

"Frank you need to wipe man, I smell that ass nast from all the way over here!"

by B729 December 27, 2007

ass on order

The term for the waiting period after calling a person for some quick action and that person arriving.

I can't go to the ballgame, I've got ass on order.

by Patrick O'Grady, Tim Gallen and Tiffany DiGiacinto March 25, 2008

Ass concrete

The mark left on the bowl of the toilet once you've taken a huge dump

"Holy shit... Dude, clean the bowl... you left some epic ass concrete"

by Nigel stapleballs April 10, 2009

Furnace Ass

The extreme discomfort/cramping/sweating associated with the overindulgence of too many hot wings (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or a combination of them both.

John missed football practice because his furnace ass kept him in the bathroom all afternoon.

by PR Gal 60010 February 17, 2009

Ass gusher

n. Severe diaharea along with a spraying sound that is similar to urination.

Man: When I drink too much, I always have an Ass Gusher the follwing day.

Man: My butt is raw and sore from the Ass Gushers I sprayed out today.

by P Wells January 3, 2009