wedding yogurt

(a) Slang for seamen. (b) In Kaleden, British Columbia., regular yogurt stored in a refrigerator to be consumed with brunch the day after the wedding.

(a) Taste my wedding yogurt.
(b) Taste the wedding yogurt. It's lemon sherbet.

by youleekmadeek November 13, 2013

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.

Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.

by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024

yogurt yodeler

it is what you call a Karen that is disrupting the peace in an ice cream shop McDonald’s getting a parfait anything of that matter …

Look at that yogurt yodeler why are they so upset?

Because they have to pay extra for their parfait .

by BigBarDollas April 10, 2024

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.

Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019

Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger

A mans 3rd leg

pedro the purple headed yogurt slinger Is going crazy on that girls face

by Weowentard June 2, 2020