Willfest

A Willfest is a group of scrawny people attempting to loose their virginitybut are failing miserably because they are too weak and feeble. For boys they cant have an erectionfor more than one second and for girls there tits cant do the same either.

"I heard that Stephen was involved in a willfest",said Will.
"And I thought he could not sink anylower...",replied Peter.
They both knew that if anyone was in a Willfest it was just as bad as having a small cock or being flatchested. And most people who took part in Willfests had flat chests and small cocks!!!

by UgotMurked November 8, 2006

Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing

Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude

by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015

Willness

The last name of an urban legend

Dude, that guys last name is Willness! I heard he has a huge dick, but isn't a player, even though he is an animal in bed! I also heard he was wrongfully charged for something, but it was self defense. A lot of people hate that Willness man, but he's sexy and loyal and has the biggest dick I've ever seen!

by Hairydicktomsuckmyballscastleg November 19, 2022

willnod

little shitballs that hang from your ass hair that don't fall off while taking a smash

Willy took a big shit today and had crusty, shitty, toilet paper willnods hanging from his butt crevice

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

willbeism

A theory made by a small gang, which involves the subject of time and god.

I subscribed to the theory of willbeism

by Juan February 6, 2004

Willie mam

A word describing a girl who has and abundant amount of body hair, and looks like something found in a zoo. comes from the word willi mammoth

i was in the locker room and ashley was changing into her gym clothes and she looked like a major willi mam.

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

willebug

Another term for an itchy parasitic disease spread by sexual contact, sitting on toilet seats, or bar stools.

Yo, girl, you got the willebugs!

by Kailey Jones April 21, 2006