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Model of Walmart

Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
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Walmart whore

Someone who sleeps around with their co workers that works at walmart
by ItsbigUwant2see August 14, 2022
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Walmart

America's #1 low price leader where a lot of your friends/family shop I'm sure but there are almost always some customers who complain about customer service for example.
Walmart has great prices on a lot of things but the customer service was lousy if yah ask me.
by 0221SAM January 19, 2020
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Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.
Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020
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walmart shoes

(noun) used when the bitch ass got them shit ass walmart quality shoes
BROOOOOOOOO HE GOT WALMART SHOES WTF
by cheese guitar September 16, 2021
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Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time
DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021
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Walmart music

Walmart music - When you go to Walmart at 3 am after drinking a 24 pack of beer and eating an 8/th of mushrooms
by Nicknameofanalias February 20, 2020
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