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A common nickname for Apple computers used by whiny, spoonfed Mac fascists.
Shut up and get back to your wapple.

My PC just crashed, but I'll take my crashing PC over your POS wapple any day.
wapple by bob mcbobberino March 4, 2008
A smart, pretty, and sophisticated girl who eagerly awaits her prey. She hides in trees bushes and is loved by most. You can sometimes catch her glace when you call her name.
dude: Hey man do you see that thing in the trees?
guy: yea bro its just a wappa.
Wappa by Dee.cherri March 6, 2011
The short walk to the food court to buy an apple.
Oh man, look at the time. I can't believe I've been sitting at my desk all day. Time to go for my wapple break. Maybe I'll take Basto with me.

"A wapple a day keeps the doctor away".
Anal play. Rapidly. Usually in a the rear of a car with a lass you've just met.
How'd you go with that Kate bird last night?

Not bad. I took her to my Falcon wagon and gave her a Wapling. At least there'"" be no babies
wapling by TheDoosra November 26, 2016

Sweaty Wap 

"Sweaty Wap: When you're having vigorous sex with someone on top, and your sweat drips off your body, into one of their eyes, momentarily blinding them"
I was doing Gabby missionary style last summer. Her AC was broken, and I ended up giving her a Sweaty Wap.
Sweaty Wap by Duke Von Long Dong September 16, 2015