Vietnametal

Vietnametal (Pronounced Vietna-metal) is the word used to describe Vietnamese Metal music/bands. Most un-hardcore, many of their songs are simply power ballads. This music cannot be enjoyed by any species except Poison fans, as they are too far gone to realize what the fuck is going on.

Matt: "Hey steve, check out the sweet new music ive gotten hold of, it's Vietnametal."

*Steve throws earphone away in disgust*

Steve: "That is crap, its worse than poison. It's just Asian power ballads!"

*Matt's insides finally begin to melt after continued exposure to Poison.

by Timmy_222 May 25, 2009

Vienna Steamer

This is a variant of the classic Cleveland Steamer:

When the genetic stock you are trying to build cannot be constructed due to lethal or subviable combinations of chromosomes. At some stage during construction of the desired stock, the lethal combination will be observed as an absence of certain predicted genotypes. This will appear at first as a violation of Mendel's Law of Independent Assortment and make the geneticist feel like Gregor Mendel has just defecated on his or her chest. As Mendel lived and worked in Austria, this above-described scenario is known as a "Vienna Steamer."

No, in the end I couldn't make that stock. I got a Vienna Steamer when I tried to collect double-balancer females.

by piledhigheranddeeper May 5, 2010

Vietnamese Veal

Another name for puppies
Describing the smell of an untrained house pet in the living room

Ex1
Man 1-Aww look at the cute puppy
Man 2-Dude awesome vietnamese veal

Ex2
Dude your house smells like vietnamese veal

hey c'mon yorkies are hard to train

by Uncle_ben June 29, 2011

Vietnam war flashbacks

A flashback of a traumatising or embarrassing memory.

Bob: Hey, remember our tenth grade geography teacher? She was so hot!

Joe: I still have Vietnam war flashbacks of when she caught me staring at her huge tits...

by moldovaball January 31, 2018

Puttin my gun in vietnam

fuckin a chick with some serius bush issues and having trouble dealing with it

man suzy is fina and everything but i was puttin my gun in vietnam. it was terrible. she thinks its still 1969

by Isaacrocksmysocks January 14, 2008

Pay-Per-View Girlfriend

Usually a call girl, but sometimes an exotic dancer. In recent years, it's also become associated with any gold-digger.

Looks like Nick got him a Pay-Per-View Girlfriend. I hope he's getting a full oil and lube out of it.

by Envious 314 March 16, 2009

vietnamese ass wash

This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.

This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.

Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.

by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006