slam trout

Verb. To have sex with a woman. Often used in a loud and disrespectful manner.

Dude I want to go out tonight, I'm tryna SLAM TROUT

by Stertown July 31, 2017

Trouted

If you get swindled or taken by someone when somebody fools you into thinking that you've gotten the deal when they come out on top does when you leave the deal with less than what you had you have been traded and if you're doing it you're trouting

Did you see how Sarah just got trouted

by BRIDGET 82 December 1, 2019

Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

piss trout

Piss Trout; 1). n. A dead fish that has been pissed on by multiple people. 2). v. A game played by Canadians where a group of people piss in a dead fish and the last one to finish has to cook and eat said fish.

1). "Wow Billy, sure smells like a urinated on salmon", " You mean a piss trout?"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"

by Jim-Bob Dillinger III Esquire May 5, 2018

Shallow trout

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019

Trout Kiss

A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.

Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.

by Joness Jones February 19, 2025

Trout

A woman that posts pictures from 5 or so years ago and lies about her age and weight.

I was gonna hook up with this chic, but she turned out to be a TROUT. 20lbs heavier than her profile pics and 10 years older!

by Beach Bum711 September 18, 2017