eco-theater

Something that is supposed to help the environment but actually is just to make consumers feel like they're doing SOMETHING and often causes more harm that help. Example - the plastic straw bans where straws make up 0.03% of ocean plastic pollution whereas commercial fishing nets make up 46% - but we ban straws which many disabled people need.

Straw bans are total eco-theater for ableist people.

by kytyn July 29, 2018

movie theater logic

Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.

Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.

by anonymous-bystander November 19, 2018

Anke-thea

A bitchy person, but she doesn't now it herself. she's really not funny but she think she is.

Anke-Thea:Can you read?!

by anonymousyyy November 22, 2018

Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

Movie Theater Analogy

Slang used for when you illegally transport large amounts of cocaine across the U.S border.

I used the movie theater analogy when I was coming home from Mexico last year.

by Zanahoria Gringo May 21, 2021

Operating theater

A woman's butthole, especially when presented for examination or cleanliness.

"Well let's see your operating theater, then. How clean is it?"

by Big gay johnny sanf June 21, 2021

DSA Theater

A family of many types, but also many different talents, and where you can be yourself and not be ashamed about what you have done

DSA Theater - where kids can be whatever they want
Dino : I want to go to DSA for there theater
Curcio : Yeah, I heard they have a big family and they love eachother

by Jake104YT November 23, 2021