Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self
or
a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self
or
a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"
by Jnet823 January 19, 2010
From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
by Mike D. Scott May 08, 2006
A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-
Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”
by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 02, 2021
to get women
by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022
This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.
What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!
Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.
Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.
by jgreene777 June 07, 2010
by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016
Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
by Big mama mar May 06, 2020