by Archthewritter August 1, 2018
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Tombwolf has no life.
by Tombwolf October 16, 2018
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Tomas is your typical white fuckboy
He can be a good friend but usually fucks up by doing something wrong in the relationship
He always makes excuses
NEVER believe a Tomas
He can be a good friend but usually fucks up by doing something wrong in the relationship
He always makes excuses
NEVER believe a Tomas
Girl1 Tomas is the sweetest boy I know
Girl2 oh really
Girl1 he said to me he was helping out at his nans house last night
Girl2 that’s a lie coz he was round mine not being very loyal
Girl2 oh really
Girl1 he said to me he was helping out at his nans house last night
Girl2 that’s a lie coz he was round mine not being very loyal
by ANOMYNOUSWRITER December 24, 2018
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by MrIgguan January 24, 2019
Get the Tomas mug.wasteman who lives in oakville and thinks hes top shit. Tomas gets crunched every week or so.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
he think of a good time consists of smoking henny out of a novis with his broskis in toronto.
by whats ur handle doggie January 28, 2019
Get the Tomas valez mug.An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.
No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.
No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.
Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.
by Sir-HC February 9, 2019
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