House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

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plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010

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when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.

Plant sex is cringe!

by plantsix February 18, 2021

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