Thonk

A thicc ass cat with a small face

Look at that thonk he soo thicc and good

by Thonky boy June 30, 2019

thong job

A severe wedgy; A reaction guys have when girls were low jeans.

That girl gave you a thong job.

by dmcool June 14, 2004

turd thong

An awesome 8th grade playground game when a large group of people stand in and around a 4-square game on the blacktop and furiously launch red playground balls at each other whilst trying to dodge the balls as well.

Eric: Dude, I can't wait for recess so we can play some turd thong.

Robby: For sho!

by eric.a.baum June 20, 2008

Funk-a-thon

this is when a group of people take funky fat hack pack child porn junky monkey and just start to beat him down and watch his hilarious fighting antics

L-dizzle "Arite, when he comes out of the room, lets have a funk-a-thon"

G-money "Ok lets tron that packer"

by G-money November 11, 2004

Thong

Sexy hot underwear falsely considered as "lingerie" wore by mostly Females (and some scandalouz guys..) to prevent underwear lines in tight pants and add a sexy little touch to an outfit. One should normally wear the strings high on the hips like it was meant to, but most girls push the strings in their pants to hide them cuz they say "high strings will make them look like hoes and be too provocative" ..thus rendering the thong completely useless because it really ain't a comfortable underwear. Who will ever understand women..

K-NyNe (spotting incoming booty) : "Damn loc' that lil' mama right here surely knows how to sport that Thong and put her ass in praise, Sisqõ would be proud!!"

Freek Dogg : "Word is bond dawg, she knoooows!! I must tell my girl to quit pushing them damn strings down her pants and make 'em rise up like a phoenix! Wear a Thong than wear it RIGHT"

by K-NyNe October 17, 2008

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip club patrons.

Initially coined in the internet strip Questionable Content by it's author, J. Jacques

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job?

Yo, she can only pay for drinks cause of that wad of thong-dollaz!

by The Philbert December 10, 2008

thongy ball

A game invented on Australian Big Brother.

Equipment: socks rolled into a ball (for the ball)
thongs (flip flops) x players (for the raquets)
beach towels rolled to create the edges of the court
any outdoor furniture to create a barrier across the centre of the court (net)

Rules: a mixture of tennis and vollyball

big brother fan 1: who won the 2007 thongy ball cup?
big brother fan 2: I think it was joel?

by bbo7 fan November 14, 2007