Andy’s Thumper

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper

Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done

by Łøšęr March 16, 2021

Squawk and Thump

Shrieking at your enemy before dealing them serious mortal blows

Ole Billy really gave that child a good squawk and thump! He really taught them a lesson about not bumping people with their wheelchair.

by CoolGuyPatrickSwayze March 27, 2024

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025