-Thief-

A person that pwnz you.

Thief just pwned you.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves

The fifth installment in the award winning series Artemis Fowl. This book won the 2009 Cupachilli Award in the category of Outstanding Childrens Novel.

And the winner of the Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to.....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!

by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009

taipei

Taipei is the capital of Taiwan, a sort of noman's land between actually being China and kind of not being China.

If the president of Taiwan is still alive by the time this gets published he would probably say that Taipei is a great city. Unfortunately he'll probably be shot by an rival politician in the next hour or so, so leave it to me to say that Taipei is just nowhere compared to Shanghai.

Someone: I hear that Taipei is nice this time of year...
Someone else: Naah it's crap.

by thiskevin October 3, 2006

Thief in the Night

Waking up your girlfriend by rubbing her private part. This increases your chances of her accepting as women are most horny when they first wake up.

When I got off work this morning I pulled a thief in the night on Tina. 100% success ratio. :)

by C D O DOUBLE G December 11, 2019

thepeashooter

One who is of the upmost righteousness and roxors all your soxors.

PeaShooter Roxor my Soxor OMGzors

by Andrew PBR Moderator October 26, 2004

bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Debbie Thiem

Uhhh....Someone. She's a mom. Yeah. My mom.

"Mom, go make me a grilled cheese. Like, now."

by The Dictionary March 10, 2005