Twinkie

Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!

Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!

by Forgeworld January 7, 2015

twinky fart

a twink that farts, sometimes it can be a shart

"wow that guy just pulled a twinky fart"

"what does that mean?"

"the guy is a twink and he farted"

by ass blaster June 4, 2022

Twinkie

A school bus

School must've just got out, there's twinkies all over the place.

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023

chocolate twinkie freak

White women who love black dick, especially their creamy (cum) white filling!!! A chocolate twinkie freak will do just about anything for the rich/smooth taste of a C.T. (chocolate twinkie)!

I met this chocolate twinkie freak at the mall and she crazy niiiiiice son!!!

I know a spot where all the chocolate twinkie freaks hang out at kid & they all get down like groupies at a rockstar convention...ya dig!!!

by Tekezo aka Rogue_Assassin October 11, 2009

Twinkie

A yellow school bus filled with white people

Miguel: Amjad! YOU'RE GOING ON A TWINKIE!
Amjad: "Phew, thanks for saving me from the twinkie, because once you go in there...
Miguel:"You can never come back"...

by YUN__5 November 22, 2016

Alabama Twinkie

A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.

My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.

by TwerkingPandaMonkey April 16, 2021

chocolate twinkie

the opposite of a coconut. coconut being a black person with a white soul; and a chocolate twinkie being the opposite. (a white person with a black soul).

damn that dude is so gangsta he's a chocolate twinkie!

by sammi_2008423 May 7, 2025