Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.

Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese

by MrMeeseeks33477 May 01, 2022

Reindeer Toe

Festive camel toe, as seen at Christmas parties.

"Liz had major reindeer toe in her sexy elf costume."
"I'm sure Santa from accounting still hit it."
"Eww."

by SaucyMcMuffin September 28, 2014

jungle toes

Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)

Adjective:

to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.

"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"

by Babyeggroll October 04, 2013

Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 23, 2022

Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 25, 2009

sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.

Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !

by meme.sters November 25, 2016

Siphoning Toes

The act of sucking on two toes, from two different feet, at the same time.

"yall fuck?"
"yeah bro, and then she started siphoning toes!"
"dude thats crazy!"

by augugu February 26, 2022