Fruit ninja

Some who try’s to harm themselves picking left or right

I was just about to play fruit ninja

by Skeetsheet23 July 21, 2021

Ninja Pisser

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.

Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!

by Brandonish January 5, 2008

Sex Ninja

A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.

Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?

Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.

by Wesker June 11, 2006

ninja bukkake

v. to bukkake in a sneaky or stealthy manner
see bukkake

Upon waking, Mary thought she'd been visited by the semen fairy; she didn't realize that Larry and Ed had ninja bukkake'd her during the night.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 16, 2005

Penguin Ninja

A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.

Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!

by BenjiPenguinNinja July 7, 2007

Ninja Cat

The end product of months of immense training, in the form of a kitten. In short, the ultimate weapon.

Ninja Cat Bob: It sure feels good to have butt secks.
Ninja Cat Henry: That's right.

by Mister Sambert August 12, 2006

Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have 450 games on my hacked Wii, including leaked prototypes and demo discs. The entire setup costed $180. I have a DSi with TWiLight Menu ++, and a bunch of DS ROMS, and for the icing on the cake, both have NES, SNES, Genesis/MD, SMS, etc. ROMS and they run perfectly. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.

Nintendo NInjas can't do shit.

by Corn-Sizzurp December 7, 2021