Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
Get the New Jersey Window Washermug. That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024
Get the New Jersey Jump Startmug. denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians
also known as a canadian tuxedo
also known as a canadian tuxedo
by violinist23 July 22, 2016
Get the new jersey tuxedomug. Terrible, terrible place. Everyday innocent New Yorkers are forced to drive there for work. Literal garbage.
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
Get the New Jerseymug. when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
by ash catsup March 31, 2022
Get the new jersey death trapmug. by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025
Get the New Jersey Love Lettermug. by idiotnumero1 March 8, 2021
Get the New Jerseymug.