Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025

Nelson Middle School

nelson has too much. boys vadalize the toilets everyday with their own shit and piss like wtf? the teachers are always getting fired or resigning. one got fired for sexual harrasement ? the principal is such a w but the school.. bru you cant use the restroom at the first 10 or last 10 minutes of class????? wild. nelson has “fist fights” that look like two rats high fiving too wtf if you're gay, brown, athletic you're good! if not then uhhh gl man. also nelson is a good school im lit js being a little over exaggerating.. nms is a W(only bc of our principal)

Nelson Middle School has the shittiest school ever.

by peppermint !! December 29, 2023

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Nelson

A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.

"Nelson I can't feel it!!"

by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

nelson-like

opposite of god-like

satan is nelson-like

by spcrro September 23, 2025