myspace magic

When your on myspace, open a bulletin, and it says the following:
REPOST or YOUR MOTHER WILL BE ABDUCTED BY HAITIANS!
or
SEND TO FIVE FRIENDS OR A GHOST WILL RAPE YOUR DOG!
and my favorite
REPOST OR YOU WONT HAVE SEX TILL YOUR 57 NO JOKE

I Don't believe in myspace magic.

by 1337age July 3, 2007

Magic Monkey

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?

by prairiefire July 5, 2010

Black magical

Sex that you know was terrible but the partner recalls as being a great time.

"She thought it was a great time. All magical - candles, perfumes, and junk. But man, really - it was black magical."

by gr8str8 October 28, 2009

magic coffee

decaf coffee misrepresented as the real stuff. Often done in the catering industry, where both both regular and decaf coffee are actually decaf. the waiter will often serve coffee, return the the kitchen and emerge with the same pot of coffee for the guests who requested decaf (because it actually is decaf). Some waiters will say an incantation over the pot in the kitchen (converting it to either reg or decaf)

Waiter 1: Are we doing regular AND decaf coffee this evening

Waiter 2: Nope, just magic coffee today.

by Zadok the Priest January 3, 2008

millie-magic

a power-house drug, usually used to 'celebrate' the underground holiday of february the 15th, the date of which the drug was created by a 15 year old girl commonly known as 'Millz', it is usually injected or snorted, but can also be boiled to make tea

"aww the millz day was a right laugh, had some bangin' millie-magic, i was right out of it"

by amelia111 February 16, 2009

Magic funhouse

Magic funhouse is a show on fullscreen made by youtuber Brandon Rogers. Literally the best show ever it slays my life and Brandon rogers is my idol.

Magic funhouse slays my life.

by jayleen.loves.brandonrogers January 10, 2017

Wasp Magic

1. Mystical convention signifying white dominance despite inadequacy

2. The unquestioned ability of the handsome white male to do anything he wants.

John, with not an original thought in his head, won his debate. It was nothing short of wasp magic.

Re-fucking-elected?

by iiexistential May 21, 2006