don't go to Walmart

A snarky way of saying "stay on target". (Since Walmart and Target are the two big department store chains in the US, saying "don't go to Walmart" is meant to conjure up the familiar phrase "star on target". )

While Jasper works with Becky on their joint science project, constructing a psychodelic ant farm, Jasper says "Hey I think the new Taco Bell on 4th street gets the order right more than any place in town."
Becky responds by handing him the super-glue and says "Jasper, don't go to Walmart on me."

by valleylad December 13, 2014

Don't tell Amy

a prase that is used when one does something that they do not wish another person to know of

Mark: tapes Ethan to the wall "Don't tell Amy"
Ethan: laughs nervously

by Chaotic Crow July 27, 2021

Don't Teach Me

When you refuse to take orders from someone else.

Your doing it all wrong. Don't teach me bruv!

by cornersofa September 25, 2018

Don't sweat me

1. Don't worry about me

"Hey, are you gonna do your homework?"
"Man, don't sweat me".

by kylevondoom April 25, 2010

Don't be so Mayo

A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.

"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

by Alcranky May 22, 2010

Don't do me!

Don't mess with me.

You tryin to call me out? Bitch, don't do me!

by AndersonChick May 4, 2003

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 13, 2009