Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

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Ditch McGritch

(adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.

(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches

or

You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"

by Injinct February 17, 2024

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DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

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Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.

Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"

by The Loge Bear April 21, 2011

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Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

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