Camp Stein

a jewish summer camp that is kind of a dump, however you will make the best friends you could ever wish for and create memories worth a lifetime. the counselors are all high 24/7 and the chef sneaks fiber into the desserts, but it is totally worth it. you will never dance harder then you will during song session and you will never cry harder then you will when blue team looses maccabiah (for the 4th year in a row). you will form unexpected bonds with intimidating israeli’s and random 6 year olds. if you’re looking for a place to eat 268 grilled cheeses without getting judged, camp stein is the place for you!

man, ltp really went siko mode on those grilled cheeses this summer at camp stein!

I wish i could go to camp stein this summer.

mom and dad,

i love being jewish so much and i want to further my connection with god. can i please go to camp stein?

by nice jewish babe October 16, 2019

lane camping

Driving continuously in the passing (left) lane of a highway, while moving slower than the flow of traffic and preventing other vehicles from passing. Lane camping is illegal under many states’ traffic laws and is considered annoying and discourteous to other motorists. Also called left-lane camping in the USA.

I got stuck behind some idiot who was left-lane camping for 6 miles.

by m0101 November 4, 2014

Camp westmont

The greatest place on earth filled with the greatest people. The camp is based around hooking up with the opposite gender and is accomplished by sneaking out every night. As this is the point of our camp, many call it camp sexmont. We spend the days waking up early, "playing" sports, going to chocolate making, and disobeying our head counselors. Afternoons are spent at free play roaming around camp and sitting at the picnic tables with your boo. Evenings are spent in the gym, canteen, and gazebos. Nights are spent in a bunk that isn't yours (basically having an orgy) and the porch talking to the bestest of friends. This camp is an experience in itself and everyone should attend (actually don't because we will bully you out)

"Oh you go to camp westmont? I hear all they do is hookup!" - sam

"Yeah last night I went to the lodge." - ryan

by Campwestmontenthusiast101 January 31, 2023

jeremy camp

Too intelligent its scary. And too sexy for his own good. Can be slick and devious, making his way into the bed of any woman he desires. Perfect and appropiate for any and every situation whether it be taking him home to meet mom and dad or hitting the ghetto to score some drugs.

Jeremy Camp is the new Super Man.

Exceptional in every way possible. Men strive to one day get even close to the man Jeremy Camp is. None succeed.

"I really need an orgasm but I also need a pedicure"
"I know the perfect person! Jeremy Camp"

"Whatch out for Jeremy Camp.

He'll steal your panties and heart at the same time and youll get neither of them back, ever."

"Whose your favorite superhero?"
"Jeremy Camp"

by BuddyISlove March 1, 2020

Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.

The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.

by Jomali January 12, 2015

camping bush

When a woman's pubic hair gets a little unruly because she is camping and does not have access to proper facilities to tame the beast.

Rita apologized to us for her camping bush she was sporting while wearing her swimsuit on the boat during a week long camping trip.

by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2017

Camp jewell

This camp has international kids that fly to boring Connecticut all the way from Spain and even some parts of Asia. Privlidged white kids from NYC, New Canaan, and Darien attend to get away from their annoying parents and just fool around to piss off their parents. Counselors are usually chill and there’s a rule about no relationships between the boys and girls. Thankfully, nobody actually cares about this rule and everyone’s constantly sneaking off to make out. The foods also very good and the activities are great.

Dude she went to camp jewell over summer, no wonder she’s so hot.

by fortnitesucksass January 21, 2019