Greg: hey dude, could you help me out? there's a bunch of pricks in my arse
Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
Dude: let me guess, you found a cactus?
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Get the Tall Cactus mug.Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021
Get the Prickly Cactus mug.1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
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Get the spineless cactus mug.A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020
Get the Watermelon Cactus mug.1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.
2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.
Cara: Huh?
Doctor: You have vaginitis.
2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!
Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
Cara: Huh?
Doctor: You have vaginitis.
2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!
Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
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