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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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bare your teeth

show me that you've still got it to deal with whatever is holding you back or confronting you
eddie: I've got into a problem with some people
friend of eddie: you've got to bare your teeth to them or else they're gonna mock you and disrespect you
eddie: you're right, i'll bare my teeth to them
by DigitsMock January 28, 2025
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Bare Cheesed

by BareCheese February 8, 2025
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Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb
For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.
by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025
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Bare minimum

Oh? Do they adopt this sort of bare minimum of the philosophy they promulgate? That's the thing I said. Like 7 years ago. Even the slow brains are catching up!
Hym "Oh? Really? You mean they adopt the bare minimum of the philosophy they espouse? Really? You mean, it is what I said it was. The thing I said years ago was correct. Again. Does that ever frighten you? That the guy said he's going to kill God is ALWAYS RIGHT. Does that ever send a chill down your spine?"
by Hym Iam May 21, 2023
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bare bummer

Someone who sits on a public toilet seat without creating a “nest” out of toilet paper to protect themselves from germs. Bare Bummers reject nesting on toilets and prefer to expose themselves to germs.
That guy is a bare bummer, when he uses a public washroom he doesn’t nest!
by Nester9898 June 7, 2024
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Bare Booty Dashing

When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to run to the other to get more
Bare Booty Dashing: Man I had to do a Bare Booty Dash in my girls house and her mom saw me! that shit was so embarrassing
by Yasmeenesque June 13, 2024
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