Windows 10

An absolute joke of a computer

Mike: Hey dude, you got Windows 10?
Bill: Yeah. It was a waste of my money.

by Sunila Sharma January 4, 2021

window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.

As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.

by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013

window jocking

A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping

Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me

by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011

Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz

"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz

by xDin2016 April 7, 2022

Window Girl

A woman of indecent nature; one that is let in through the window rather than the door. Similar to a thot.

“She’s got a fat ass, but she’s still a window girl”
“Man, when you gonna stop falling for them window girls?”

by Blakeysaur July 7, 2019

Window Zaxxon

The painful buffeting sound made when driving with one of the rear windows partially down.

Paige! Roll the window up I'm getting horrible Window Zaxxon up here.

by ZeeLeader July 20, 2012

Langley Window

An extremely small restored down window on a computer monitor used for discreet internet browsing, esp. at work.

Do you think I can't see you've got a Langley window open?

by monkeyboy101monkeyboy101 April 19, 2018