New Jersey "Thank You"

Having sex with your sibling while you're pumping your own gas.

Jake: Hey dude why weren't you at the Miley Cyrus concert yesterday?

Ryan: Oh, sorry. I was giving my sister a New Jersey "Thank You".

by IncestWill June 18, 2017

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.

I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.

by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024

Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

New Jersey Cheesecake

Noun describing the fetish of having feces rubbed on your face with male semen on top.

Last night we had the most intimate moment that ended with a New Jersey cheesecake.

by DirtyJersey7689 February 23, 2023