A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
Get the Maria Pizarromug. She is like the best girl on earth! She makes a very good sister, has a lot of humor, and is a great girl... Boys adore her secretly but they don't say so. Never let her go!! Maybe she gets moody but that is a sign to leave her alone.. she'll come sprinting back to you! She is romantic and is the kindest person on earth! (Boys fight over her behind her back ;))
by klemie_chick February 16, 2022
Get the Maria Emmamug. Have a pretty face and at the same time has a good heart. Sometimes she's mean but kind all the time. She gives love wholeheartedly to her love ones. She can be your bestfriend, sister, bro or whatever you needed. She'll give anything you want even though she's in pain.
by Maroa Elouisa November 24, 2021
Get the Maria elouisamug. by Foob16 January 16, 2014
Get the Maria-Claremug. When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
Get the Maria Palmsmug. by you know who 2 April 5, 2017
Get the maria and matteomug. Maria Luiza is the perfect girl. Beautiful, smart and loyal, she will be with you in all situations. Very funny, she likes to be with her friends and family all the time. She can teach you a lesson if you do her any harm, whether that lesson is good or bad. She would do anything to help the one she loves, a really warm, strong and warrior soul indeed. A powerful heroine princess.
"- Have you seen Maria Luiza? I really need her help."
"- Yeah, she helped me with my homework yesterday. So kind and beautiful... isn't she?"
"- Yeah, she helped me with my homework yesterday. So kind and beautiful... isn't she?"
by Sparkle One November 24, 2021
Get the Maria Luizamug.