boy: hey have u heard of that jennifer coolidge woman?
girl: yes i think isnt she the one that said “im taking the dog dumbass!”
girl: yes i think isnt she the one that said “im taking the dog dumbass!”
by kenzielisious November 24, 2023
Get the jennifer coolidgemug. Jennifer is a redhead whose carpet definitely matches the drapes. She loves even harder than guys get when looking at her. She’s a selki, mermaid and succubus all wrapped into one beautiful package. If you ever get the chance to be inside of a Jennifer, you’ll never want to go anywhere else ever again.
Person one: hey man, I’m feeling kind of sick. Want to take my place in a four way sex party with three girls later today?
Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.
Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.
Person two: no thank you, I have the chance to give Jennifer a foot rub tonight. Not going to pass that up.
Person one: oh shit, I’m so jealous.
by Twat Trotter February 19, 2024
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
Get the Drew "Angie" Barrymore & Jennifer "Y" Lopez: The First Juvenile Releasemug.